Every year, Christmas feels less and less like Christmas. It’s part
of getting older. The feeling is sapped from the holiday, and some days,
after shopping and running around, all you feel like doing is lying
down on the couch by the Christmas tree, batting at some stray tinsel
and glitter. What you need in this situation is something that screams
holiday spirit. Something traditional. Something that
makes the entire family happy. You could have kids, but sometimes that’s not an option. In that case, there’s always dubstep.
Specifically, there’s this house, with a light show rigged to Skrillex (of course)’s “
First of the Year (Equinox).” It’s more topical than “Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites” for everyone not doing, say, a
Nightmare before Christmas theme; it’s also about two weeks too early.
And speaking of being early: for everyone who heard Skrillex this
year and thought “oh man, that’ll be perfect for my Christmas light
show”–you’ve been pre-empted. Go find new material, like other dubstep
or “
Party Rock Anthem” or something.
